Ok, so you have the iPad and you want to lay in your bed and watch movies from the Netflix iPad app. But you want to hold you significant other’s hand while you watch Zombieland. How can you hold the iPad and her hand? Wait, how did you just get your wife to watch Zombieland, that is enough of an accomplishment for any guy.
Then you get up to get a drink of water, and you happen to stumble into your closet. (Some guys stumble out of the closet [Christian observes]) You are a smart guy, you put 2 and 2 together and figure that there must be some way to take this…
…and turn it into something that will make your night more memorable. (No, not a la Joan Crawford [Christian notes])
Here is what it looks like: